Monday, June 22, 2020

6/22 POLL OF THE DAY

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I don't believe it, we have a draw, the closest poll yet. It literally cannot get closer than this. I feel like I have to be the tiebreaker and knowing my dad, my vote has to go to leaving your dad the hell alone. There's nothing my dad would want more than for no one to call out "daaaaaad" for just 24 hours. He's a simple man and that's a simple ask.

 One last shout out to all the dad's out there, you guys rock. Moving onto today though. It's Monday. Monday's STINK to high heavens. I think you can tell where this is going. No more dancing around it, lets get into the worst parts about Monday's

THE ALARM CLOCK - Nothing worse than the iPhone blaring at 6:00 am and you ACTUALLY have to face the scaries from last night.

FACING THE SUNDAY SCARIES - 6:00 pm rolls around on Sunday and you're terrified for the work week. You're already thinking about the meetings you have to sit in and the shit you didn't do to prepare for them. "I'll wrap this up over the weekend" you said... You did not, in fact, wrap it up. Time to scramble!

SEEING PEOPLE - Everyone is a little grouchy on Monday mornings and thats normal but there's always an asshole co-worker or two that are just too happy to be back in the office. This person stinks and should be avoided at all costs. No one wants to talk to you until it's Wednesday

ACTUALLY HAVING TO DO THINGS - You can only sleepwalk so long until your boss or supervisor is on your ass still battling your hangover from Saturday night. If you can get yourself at least 2 hours of solitude before someone getting on your ass, consider yourself lucky.

These are without a doubt the worst parts of a Monday. Vote below to let your voices be heard!

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