Did Josh McCown Figure Out the Best Way to Fight a Bear?

We've all heard the old saying "if it's black, fight back; if it's brown, lay down; if it's white, say goodnight" when it comes to encountering bears. But did Josh McCown figure out a way for us to defeat all bears? Listen in at the 0:55 mark.

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

This is the best of Jay Cutler Mic'd Up. Enjoy. #TBT pic.twitter.com/fwxkRWviTC

— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) June 18, 2020

Make it dizzy? Did anyone think of this before? And why did the Bears wait until now to release it? These facts could literally save human lives. Just under three people a year are killed by bears, I have to think that number would be just under one if we knew this information before.

We HAVE to make sure these statements end up in the next edition of the Bear Almanac in order to keep the human race safe.