Sunday, June 14, 2020

BRING. SAMMY. HOME.

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T-Minus 15 minutes until Long Gone Summer and unless you live on planet fucking la la land you know that Sammy Sosa has not been welcomed back to Wrigley Field since 2004;  was still probably shitting and pissing my pants at this point. It is absolutely asinine that this guy has not been welcomed back yet. Your home run king, a man who hit 20 bombs in a month, a man who put the weight of a franchise on his back for 13 seasons, a man that was such an pivotal figure in bring a sport that is reeling back from the dead. And he can't come back to the house that he brought back to life?! I don't know a soul in the organization so I can only speculate off what I've heard from other media outlets and from the internet. Maybe Crane Kenney's tight asshole doesn't want him back, after all he was with the Cubs for damn near all of Sammy's career here. Kerry Wood and Sammy reportedly didn't get along and he's a pretty high up advisor now, perhaps he has had some voice in welcoming Sammy back or not. Maybe Tom Ricketts really just wants an apology. For what, no one has any god damn idea. Who knows. Whatever it is, it is absolutely fucking bonkers why you can't bring this guy back and let his flag fly with the other greats of the organization.

The majority of the fan base wants to see Sammy back in Wrigley. Do what's right.

Bring the king home. #Retire21

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